I AM SICK. LITERALLY.

errrghhhh. And panadol, candied ginger and campbell soup are my new best friends. But i am getting better!!!!


I LOVE MANGO I LOVE MANGO I LOVE MANGO I LOVE MANGO I LOVE MANGO I LOVE MANGO I LOVE MANGO I LOVE MANGO I LOVE MANGO I LOVE MANGO I LOVE MANGO I LOVE MANGO I LOVE MANGO I LOVE MANGO I LOVE MANGO I LOVE MANGO I LOVE MANGO

I'm sure you do too! I have an official number of 3 things from Mango. Not very impressive but hey....

Penelope Cruz is really pretty. She's on the cover of Vogue's December issue, fyi. (the matadors butts are actually kind of obscene.) She also is the model person for Mango, with her sister Monica.

Wow. how bored am I?

Gracia's post is super entertaining. The pictures, i mean. I thought her sister was like her younger cousin or smth. But. Yes. Whatever.


206ers!!!! We are still 206ers because it is still 2007 and not 2008 yet, when we will then be split into classes(sob, weep, etc). BUT! Its it still 2007. Which means we must all go out now that Honami is back, Gracia seems to be taking it easy on the floorball and the rest of us are erm... ya. whatever. ok so THE POINT IS that we must all go out!!!!! And gracia's planning (muahahahahahaha etc)



I AM SENDING... er ok nvm.


happy clappy!! If yo're pining for a good, NON-QUIZILLA-ISH vampire/werewolf/mermaid etc kind of book, check out MaryJanice Davidson. She's really good. esp. the Unded and Un-blablabla series. (Unded and Unwed, Unded and Unemployed, Unded and Unappreciated, Unded and Unreturnable, etc)

Remember, Mary janice davidson.


i should be paid for advertising ok.

You'll be falling this October,
6:54 PM <3

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hello world!! um okay. I'm aware that just made me sound like some newborn, but! I'm still not going to change it. Yay.





Gracia's bday was sooo fun. JiaYing, Eileen, Sue, Vanessa, the birthday girl and I went to Swensen's and had a celebratory birthday dinner. like some idiot, I went to order an ice cream milkshake float when nobody ordered a drink. FREELOADERS!!!!!!!! hahaha no not really just smart la, ok?? happy now??



Gracia is such a doofus okay. The waitress came and served us glasses of water and the first thing Gracia said to her was, "you buy at Ikea right?" (referring to the glass). Like wth lah! And we were all rolling around(not literally) laughing and so on. AND WHEN SUE AND EILEEN AND i WERE BUYING A PRESENT oops, caps. haha too lazy to change so yes. when we were buying etc, i saw this nose sharpener and I SWEAR its the best ever present can????







so ytd I went to pp with Eileenator. And we went to borders and she bought xmas cards. So yes. When we were going to the library, crossing the pp road there, we saw this ang moh who looked EXACTLY like Santino Rice. Really. Eileen was like, "Santino!! Santino!" and when we went to buy $1 ice cream(i got mango, eileen got choc mint. ee. )he was way ahead of us at the kim wakerman hair place. and we were giggling and "whispering" "santino!!! santino rice!!" I say "whispering" because we were whispering so LOUD. and when we passed him, we kept looking back and he also turned back and we were like hysterical ok, it was like, hahahahaha. I feel sorry for him. imagine a pair of demented idiots whispering and laughing discreetly at you whispering "santino!" kinda loudly. wah. I would be like, "wtf. crazy people."







GREAT ACTRESS PRETEND PRETEND! AND SO OHNNNN.



hahahaha thought i would just remind everybody in core geog that YOUR TEACHER MAY BE MS SHEKHU!!!!!! ahahahhahahahah they should put ms shekhu on tv. endless entertainment.

You'll be falling this October,
12:05 PM <3

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MELISSA LIKES JAMES MARSDEN. i HAVE PROOF!!!!





ahahahaha proof see?


But melissa! Amy Adams isn't ugly!!






Does that look like someone who is ugly? You're just jealous!!!! muahahaha i'm big on pics today. this is pic of the um, blog entry.





'Nuff said.

You'll be falling this October,
12:25 AM <3

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Scroll down and play the song if you don't hear anything! And the read the post below.(its the real one)

For you. In case you're also a crazy singing nut. Like me. : ))))))))))))
oh i LOVE the part prince edward comes in to sing and crap. so very drama and opera esque.

True Love's kiss
Giselle: When you meet the someone who was meant for you
Before two can become one there is something we must do
Animal: Do you pull each others tails?
Animal: Do you feed each other seeds?
Giselle: No, there is something sweeter everybody needs
I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss
And a prince I'm hoping comes with this
That's what brings everaftering so happy
And that's the reason we need lips so much
Four lips are the only things that touchSo to spend a life of endless bliss
Just find who you love through true love's kiss

Giselle: aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa
Animals: aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa
Animals: Shes been dreaming of a true love's kiss
And a prince she's hoping comes with this
That's what brings everaftering so happy
And that's the reason we need lips so much
Four lips are the only things that touch
Giselle: So to spend a life of endless bliss
Just find who you love through true love's kiss

Edward: You're the fairest maid I've ever met
You were made...
Giselle: ...to finish your duet
Giselle and Edward: And in years to come we'll reminisce
Edward: How we came to love
Giselle: And grew and grew love
Everyone: Since first we knew love through true love's kiss



say it...SAY IT!!!


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

You'll be falling this October,
12:53 AM <3

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NEW SHOES NEW SHOES NEW SHOES i have NEW SHOES!!! I am so tempted to post pics of them but I won't. Im wearing the stiletto ones on Christmas. The 12 midnight christmas mass. YAY!!! Wish i could go with friends. boooo.. Oh oh oh I absolutely LOVE enchanted. you know, the movie. Dope i am, I totally loved it. I am a shameless er..sappy movie liker.


I have a book coming out. Its called "How to get your friends to use your tagboard as a chatroom in 3 days" I guarantee you it works. Scratch that-it will work.

BIG hello to Honami in Japan(you better tell me what happened to the steward guy) and Melissa in Sydney!!!(i said don't be a stranger, right?? walau.)

Debra has my love, and so does Honami, Mel and Eileen. Sue and Gracia have my COMPLETELY PLATONIC love. You hear that? COMPLETELY PLATONIC(you freaks). haha no i dont mean it.(the freak part, not the i-love-you-all part)

Don't you just love your friends? and i was thinking, I might do an essay on my friends' blogs. hahaha you thought i was serious there didn't you?? hahahaha.

yeah well, i am. hey actually its not a bad idea. I could go all ms lenden-y on your blogs!!! oo. which reminds me that I haven't submitted my appeal letter. OMG ms lenden will HATE ME. I think i shall do Bobo's, Honami's, Eileen's, Gracia's, Mel's and Sue's(if i can find it.).

OOOOOO i am so excited. Now i actually have a reason to be excited. For those who haven't had the pleasure, its kinda difficult to be excited about nothing. And tiring.

I will take this chance to chastise Honami. Why do you not link anybody? Why? Is it so hard to maintain a linked list of the people not related to you whom you treasure the most and hold in the highest esteem and would feel the burden of an unbearable loss should one ever leave or not be friends with you anymore or die? What if one day, you wake up, and none of your friends existed? You only had family, and none else? Like one big twilight zone episode......

EXCEPT IT WOULD BE REAL.

Scary, isn't it?

Just wanted to put things in perspective for you.

And you're having those "oh my gosh who are my real friends?" attack relapses. Stop it. stopit stopit stopit. No bad thoughts. WE ARE YOUR REAL FRIENDS. And don't touch that strand of hair, can't you see its crying out not to be plucked from your head?


LALALALALALALA!! Now onto less morbid and more cheerful things. Like THE ALCHEMIST. This is an awesome book. Screw the harry potter devotees. lord of the rings, lord of the schmings.(haha lousy attempt at new york-esque gritty attitude) When I finished reading it and was finally out of the dream-like haze I was in after reading it, I was like,

OhmygodilovethisbookPauloCoelhoisanabsolutegeniuswhydidinotreadthisbookearlier?omgomgomgomgiLOVEthisbook

So yes. love it. Its so....surreal! Ok, in layman's terms, it's like you step into this unpretentious atmosphere, where the storyline doesn't try to act smart, or be vulgar to stand out and grab attention, but its like this funny dream, and the whole story has this floaty, magical feeling to it. And it makes you contemplate EVERY DAMN THING. But you'll want to. But by no means is this a cheem book. seriously. THIS IS A VERY VERY SIMPLE BOOK. Thats the beauty of it, that it's so simple, it conveys ideas and messages that other books take pages and pages and pages to say, and without the flowery fancy language.


"I am currently watching Super-size me again!Its so funny!!All those fat people.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.Not that I am thin!Okay.Back to watching fat people"

This said by Gracia. On her latest post. YOU ARE THIN, you blind republican!(haha even i didn't get that). You're just saying that so that nobody can read it and go, "Hey! This Gracia person thinks that she is thin, huh? The way she talks about fat peole, it seems she thinks she's the polar opposite! Let me be a completely idiotic arse and post ANONYMOUSLY on her blog and tell her she has no right to critisise(haha im using british english cuz this Mystery Idiot is probably too dumb and unfashionable to use the american 'critisize') fat people as if she if so thin!" Might I add that MI(mystery idiot! Catch up, will you) is probably older than us(us as in us 2007 sec2s). 1 year older than us. nudge nudge wink wink.

I can't help it. I have a natural aversion towards seniors. There, I said it, ok? not all, obviously.(yeah, OBVIOUSLY!) but I hate the:

1.Act sexy ones
2.Act cool ones
3.Extremely bitchy ones

And the list goes ON. errgh.

I feel like im on Seinfeld. A show about nothing. This is a blog about nothing. NOTHINGGGGGG.

Can you tell I'm bored? bet you can, you smart little......reader!!



BECAUSE THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A PARTY GOING ON AT MY HOUSEEEEE!!!! (doo-doo-doo-doo-doop)


word of the day: prevaricate


muahahaha if you can tell me what that means without the aid of a dictionary or a really smart person who actually knows what it means. YOU ARE ONE SMART....READER.

Labels: appeal letter, christmas, enchanted, essays, friends, gracia's blog, hate them, holidays, ms lenden, prevaricate, seinfeld, seniors, shoes, THE ALCHEMIST, twilight zone

You'll be falling this October,
11:43 PM <3

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Er, well. I guess this is my big debut. So, if you looked at the date on the last entry and its contents, you'd probably be able to tell that i am not really that set on blogging. but, like britney says on her new cheapo graphics, but surprisingly good album, "another day, another drama". (from piece-or was it pieces?-of me)

Oh well. eh im not done, don't you dare stop reading. And would my darling friends please not chastise me on not having an existing blog. I think i shall complain.

WHY THE HELL DOES H'S* AND G'S** AND WHOEVER'S BLOGS ACTUALLY GET READ. LIKE, WTF.

*Honami **Gracia

Ha bloody ha, so much for anonymity. You thought i was going to do the "the names and events have been changed to protect the innocent." thing. Ha. YOU THOUGHT WRONG, MISTER. Or if you're female, ms, i guess. Like it says in (the actually kinda boring) Crank Yankers, "Screw the innocent."

So anyway, why THE HELL do their blogs get read whie mine just sit and wallows and get depressed and fat from eating too much chips in front of the tv? WHY?

Anyway, do you know what I REALLY hate? Of course you don't, I haven't told you yet. Well, I'm about to tell you.
PEOPLE WHO ORDER ME AROUND AND EXPECT COMPLETE, TOTAL OBEDIENCE.
Like, seriously. you give me a task I wouldn't otherwise mind doing, but actually say,

"I don't care, you will do it regardless of whether you like it or not! I am ordering you!"

Um, and what am I suposed to reply, "Yes, O master I shall pick up the scrap of paper on the floor."? Am I supposed to give you utter compliance, even after you so subtly(not) and jerk-esque-ly, literally ORDERED me around?

DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH, LOSER.

I mean, ask nicely, don't bloody demand it like bloody loanshark. SOME people i know actually do that. SOME people over the age of 40 and happen to live in the same house as me. What are you, dear maman, going to do next? write O$P$ on my door? Because i am pretty sure that i am the only person in this house who owns paints.

Is it really SO BLOODY FRIGGIN much to ask that for once, I be politely and deferrentially asked, "Hello there, sweetheart, would you awfully mind cleaning out that rather messy tangle of clothes at the bottom of your desk?"(er yes, desk.) I mean, who cares that it won't work because a)It will NEVER, as in NEVER happen(noooo, not MY mother) and b)I would probably just go, "No, I like it. Don't touch it. Go away."

And i hate it even more when people lie to me.

"I'm not scolding you"
like hell you're not this is a friggin torture session.

"There have been no improvements to your behaviour"
Ah, the oh-so-handy selective amnesia.

"You don't do anything to help out."
Did you miss the memo? I'm not supposed to, I just sit around and complain.

"you create so many problems for me."
YEAAAAHHHHHH right like you's actually need me to create problems, you probably invented the damn things.

If people 14 years old and above(thats right, no stupid juniors. CCHHHHYEEEAAAAAHHH MAN) bunked together and had housekeeping come 3 or 4 times a week and only saw their parents when they wanted, the world would be a better place. *sniff sniff.


And thus ends my rant.

WORD OF THE DAY: lascivious (don't ask.)


truckloads of LOVE to Eileen, Honami, Gracia and Melissa whom I have bugged to read this first entry.

Except if you haven't read this, in which case no LOVE for you, you rancid, putrid, non-bathing cow(s).


OOHHOOHOOOOHHHHH I AM SOOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't even ask me WHY, I will be the last to know.

Labels: blog, debut, lascivious, loser, rant

You'll be falling this October,
12:59 AM <3

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